Whatever you say

So Randomly PINOY. :D

2009-10-30T21:24:00.000-07:00

Diyan ka nalang - pwede ba?

Huwag ka nang mag-abala

tumayo pa sa upuan,

tignan ang sinapit ng bayan.

Sapagkat ika'y hanggang tingin lang

- sa harap ng telebisyo'y nakatunganga,

mga pekeng salitang lumalabas sa bunganga

at kunwari'y maaawa.

Pilipino ba tawag sa'yo, Totoy?

HIndi na kasi halata.

Ano ang naitulong mo sa bansa?

Pagiging makabayan mo'y wala na.

Pilipina ba tawag sa'yo, Nene?

Hindi na rin kasi halata.

Asan si Selyang matulungin sa puso mo?

Pati ito'y naglaho na.

Sa mga taong minalas sa nag-daang kalamidad,

ikaw ba, Juan, ay nag-abot ng kamay?

Malas na nga sila sa sinapit na trahedya,

malas pa sa kabayan.

Wala ka bang balak tumulong?

Swerte ka at may bahay ka pang inuuwian.

Hindi katulad ng iba

- karton ang higaan.

Pass me another bottle, Honey.

2009-10-09T19:09:00.000-07:00

Gawd. Mawawalan ng internet mamaya. =.= Urgh. It think I'll just download Photoshop CS2 brushes and edit like mad. Anyway, here again @ Duty Free. I can`t tell you why since it`s pretty confidential but it`s better than staying at home. Okay. Get this: I want to go to school in Saint Joseph's Academy. Yeah. I don`t really know why but I badly want to live in Las Pinas and well, start from scratch. I know it`s crazy but it is want I want. Hope my mom give in to my whims, though. Urggh.

Before I go...

2009-10-09T02:26:00.000-07:00

Just want to drop by - blame addiction to Blogspot. :D So anyway, I've only got minutes before we ride the shuttle back to home. Yeah, devastating, I know. Hmm *thinks*. I think I'll go and type something random.

Ten things I badly want for Christmas. Yey!

#1: Polaroid camera.

Nagmamakaawa ako. Please lang. *kneels and sobs in a humiliating way*

#2: Socks.

I dunno why I love socks a lot. May it be knee-high or ankle-high, basta multi-colored mapapasaya niyo na ko na parang beggar boy na binigyan ng Nintendo Wii.

#3: Macbook.

Jusko. Sino bang may ayaw? Hahahaha,

#4: iPod.

Opo, Mama. Ikaw ang tinutukoy ko. ;) Hahaha. Give it up. :D

#5: Cellphone:

Nokia express music. Hahaha. Yung malinaw ang camera. (Demanding?)

Okey, people. ;)) As I've expected, 'di ako aabot ng ten. Hahahaha.

Zombie. I-dagdag nyo na sa kay rami-rami 'kong egos.

Rapper. Robot. Juan Tamad. Paulyn the Duck ('di naman madaldal ang bibe e. >.<) at Pollen Grain.

Is this a review? Hell. :3

2009-10-08T23:50:00.000-07:00

Weightless - All Time Low. \\

Here at Duty Free also known as Mom`s office. Oddly, we have no classes today again `cause of the Teachers` Day. Tss. (I really don`t know why I am so psyched ot going school. Ugh.) As you`ve probably read from my past blog entries, yesterday was our school`s science fair. Francis, Jannie and I are obsessed about bagging a place in the biotechnology newscasting but unfortunately, we lost to Xenon, Gold & Silver - as usual. Hoho. But it was worth it. It was my first time and I liked it. :D But of course, Francis was flippin` upset. He blamed a couple of people, including me. Screw him. >:)

Anyway, my section proved once again that we are not losers. Reymond won third place in the egg-dropping competition and the fact he left flippin' early, I (being the president daw) had to run up stage and get my picture taken. Horrible, I tell ya. Plus, my bestfriend Jerald won second place in the Mr. Earth competition. :> Now everybody knows him by the dude who sang 'Your Call'. Epic, man. =))

BTW, ~~Taekwondo boy~~ who? Permanently deleted from my brain. ;)) I think.

Exit door's right there.

2009-10-07T10:36:00.000-07:00

Absurd. I don't care about stuff anymore. School is cool, babe. No more monkey-business. Good-bye. I don't care what Ken told me a few days ago. All I know is I am very prone to over-reacting and you're just a figment of my imagination. And you're leaving my mind. Right now.

Admit it.

2009-10-07T09:47:00.000-07:00

On Track: Hiling | Silent Sanctuary

Trying to laugh. All by myself. While searching pictures of the greenhouse effect for today's Science fair. Hmmmm. So, here's the deal - I think he's leaving school. I dunno. I'm forcing myself to laugh like a lunatic and think that everything's cool. Lots of stuff to do tomorrow. And yeah, as usual, I still haven't finished our script for the newscasting contest. Typical me.

Sino 'yang nasa likod mo? :o

2009-10-07T02:11:00.000-07:00

Woah. Watching The Grudge 3 with the dudessssss. Honestly, I am not a bit scared. Hoho. Baka kasi nasanay na ko sa mga mumu na lagi kong kasama sa bahay. Hmmm. Anyway, pupunta kami sa SM Bacoor mamaya. Dahil daw ako ay president, it is my obligation to come with them and pick out a costume that may lead them to victory. Wooooo. (Costume kaya ay 30%. Hadoobadoo.) Tsaka masarap gumala lalo na pag-aircon ang pupuntahan. Yeah! :))

Wala na daw si ano. Sinaksak na ni The Grudge (yung 3 ah. :D) ng barbeque stick. No answer, low I.Q. ;))

Six feet under the staaars

2009-10-06T22:49:00.000-07:00

Andito. Ngayon. Kina Vernon.

... and maaaan! I feel a tad overdressed. I mean, jacket when it's flippin' hot? Come on. =))) So anyway, listening to Vernon and the uddersss playing the guitar, Hanggang Tingin by Kamikazee and that lady from Wowowee. I honestly don't remember why Imus Institute don't have classes. I mean, desperate times call for desperate measures. We don't have a sem-break and days from our Christmas break had been subtracted unfairly. Yeah, I know. How devastating. Jerald is playing whatsit on the guitar. Clearly, I don't understand why he wants me to play Lock & Load in Limewire. Weirdos..

Stupid? Not in my dictionary. :D

2009-10-06T03:23:00.000-07:00

No classes tomorrow - as Mr. Salazar puts it, Lahat ng mga batugan ay mag-saya! Woohoo! So, the last two days of this week was... hmmkay. I lost my gray scarf, found out that my Religion teacher is green (yeah. Can't believe either. =3) and was a little upset. Weeeeeell, I think I'm turning into one of those guys who, well, laze around all day and don't care if the psycho in front of 'em is shouting like some retarded fool to listen. For short, stupid. Yeah, I know stupid is a broad word. BROAD. But fer me, stupid is just two seats away. Yeah. :B

Absent nga pala si ano ngayon. Sino? No answer, low I.Q. =)) Hahahaha.

Rule-breaker. Tsk. x.x

2009-10-04T01:37:00.000-07:00

Woah. Okay.

I change my skins like a girl changes clothes.

Ugh. :P So anyway, classses are resumed tomorrow. Hurrah! - erm, I think. Well, I know I've nothing to worry about except my Mom forgot the flag print-outs for our Social Studies project. Gngngnnn. I dunno if a letter and a sweet voice over-do will make my teacher change his/her [Yeah. Still undefined! LMAO] mind but well, I think I'll just sneak into the faculty room and place my notebook in his/her desk. What's highschool without a little fun? Ladeeda. Eight minutes.

Rated 18

2009-10-02T02:35:00.000-07:00

Eto. Andito nanaman ako kina John Kenijie Duka, kasama ang aking mga fellow alien friends na sina Blanche Abbie Victor at Vernon Dale del Rosario. Naglalabas nanaman ng lagim si Bagyong Pepeng. Hayy.

Oo. Kakapunta ko pa lang dito, pagkatapos na pagkatapos mag-internet shop? Can ya say addict? :)) Hahaha. Anyway, 'di din naman pala nasayang ang pera na binigay ni Itay dahil marami naman akong ginawang bago ngayon. Yeah, bago. As in never ko naisip gawin sa buong buhay ko. Pssh. Hahayy. Farmville awaaaaaay !

Obvious much?

2009-10-02T00:43:00.000-07:00

Okey. Hindi naman ako ADDICT, ano? Hooha. :)) Let us start, peopleness.

...and you're back with The Lame Afternoon Show with the one and only, Paulyn Emmanuelle!

* round of applause. *

Salamat sa pag-sayang ng inyong enerhiya sa pag-palakpak ng aking kawalan ng kwenta! Woo. So today, tatawag tayo ng isang taga-audience. Imposible namang wala silang problema kahit isa, diba? Heho.

You over there! Yeah - ikaw nga, bobo! Give us a problem!

"Um, Ate Paulyn ... may crush ako sa school mate ko. Nalaman 'din naman. Sabi ng perns ko may gusto din daw sa akin pero ayoko maniwala. 'Di naman kasi kapanipaniwala e. Ayun. 'Di ko na maintindihan! Masyadong magulo. Tapos ngayon lilipat na daw sya ng school next year kapag nanalo sya sa susunod na laban nya. Haay! Mashadong magulo."

Blue Hell - ever heard of it?

2009-10-02T00:22:00.000-07:00

Many have called but the chosen one is you. Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you.

Justin Drew Bieber <33

Wearing my jacket inside the internet shop. Apparently, it is flippin' hot in here and - yeah I know - I look stupid. Ha ha. SO anyway, here's the deal: I, Paulyn Emmanuelle Villarba Dela Cuadra, am starting to miss school. Yeah, I know - it's just like I've said I miss hell - but get this: I don't know why. HINDE. HINDE. HINDE! 'Di ito tungkol ke Taekwondo dude na 'wag nyo daw iismolin at black belter daw sya. Sus. 'Di ako ganun kababaw (yata). Ewan ko. Napamahal na yata ako sa Blue Hell - kina Robo-Cop, Ma'am Ibon, Avatar, bagong Gym ETC. Woah. Gross is all I can say. :))

Perns Poreberr.

2009-10-01T00:17:00.000-07:00

Tagalog. Mahal ko ang aking wika kaya pansamantala 'kong itong gagamitin. Hoho.

So, let's talk about: Prens. Fudge, Pards, Bhespots, Siztaret o kahit na anumang ka-kornihan ang tawagan nyo (no offense!), 'di sila pare-pareho. Para malaman natin, tara't maglakbay tayo sa mas categorized form ng blog entry ko ngayon. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

+ Tupperwares.

Yeah, sila yung mga nakikita mong pakalat-kalat kapag may baha. Nakakairita at nakakadiri. Ang mga kaibigan na ganito ay - yeah - nakakairita at nakakadiri din. Madali lang makita kung ganito ang iyong perns. Wala silang pakialam kahit muntikan ka mang masagasaan. Tawagin ka 'pang tanga. Note: Kapag tumawa na parang aso, may malaking posibilidad na panatag sila sa future mo sa pagiging first-class clown. Haneep!

+ Ant Targets.

Mga masyadong sweet. Sa sobrang sweet, kwine-question mo na ang kanilang gender. Totoo 'tong mga alien na 'to. Basta mag-ready ka nalang at baka isang araw may ipagtapat na silang nakakagulat at ikatatakbo mo paalis.

+ Rock On.

Manhid. Ngumawa ka na na parang retarded na pusa dyan sa tabi nya, wala lang. May part na nakakairita at may part na din na nakakatuwa sila - kapag walang nangi-interrupt sa mga kwento mong EPIC! Note: Iba sila sa mga silent types.

+ Chatterbox Chatterbox Chatterbox Chatterbox.

Mga super daldal na hindi mo na mapigilan ang never-ending bibig kahit lagyan mo na ng scotch-tape. May brighter side naman sa pagging outspoken nila - parang nanuod ka na din na movie sa mga kwento nilang one hour and twenty minutes and estimated time!

+ Gossip Girls.

Yeah. Mga chismoso at chismosa. Also known as Pia Guanio and DJ Mo. Lahat nalang alam nila kaya medyo may lighter side din ang ganitong kaibigan dahil 'di ka nale-late sa mga chikang pang-pelikula!

+ Boypern.

Woah! Ibang usapan na ito. Icky plus yucky (nasasabi ko lamang 'to kasi NBSB. No offense sa mga couples dyan!). Friends kayo na may halong ganun at isang kutsarang ganito. Ibang level na ang ganitong klase ng relasyonship kaya ... ayun. Heho.

+ Wala lang.

Tss. Naging prens pa kayo e hanggang "Hello" lang naman ang mararating nyo. Konting andar lang, konting usog.

+ Trupapips.

Posibleng close, posibleng hindi. Pwede kayong magkaroon ng tawagan pero design lang. Naging close lang kayo dahil sa mga daily gimiks ng tropa.

+ Kaklase lamang.

Sino yan? Wala, classmate lang. Pwedeng seatmate mo lang tuwing Math na nakakausap mo kapag nagwawala nanaman ang teacher na parang elepanteng tinurukan ng anaesthesia. 'Di mo masagot ang mga forwarded na gini-GM nya na kung anumang percent sya ka-mahal ng mga nasa groups nya. (Gulo mo, elyen!)

+ Clownships.

Either patawa o nakakatawa. Palaging pa-epal at nakukulangan ng pansin. Kaya please lamang, pansinin nyo na nga!

Marami pang mga kaibigan na sa ngayong ay unspecified - mga ganun, mga kunwari ganyan. Pero tandaan nyo, `di namin kayo tatantanan!

Nagmamahal,

Mommy Charo.

Noses on fire

2009-09-30T21:37:00.000-07:00

I may be dubbed as an internet addict (which is so, so, so TRUE) but that won't keep me away from the keyboard as much as people want it to happen. So yeah, lunch was quick. The dry steak was okay and the vegetables were a little bit wet (Food critic isn't one of my aspirations, mind you) and now my nose is burning due to the icy atmosphere. Screw the cold. >:)

P.S: remind me to never change my template. EVURRR again. Tis' a lot of typing!

Me thinking of you? Whateverr.

2009-09-30T21:10:00.000-07:00

Comparisons are easily done once you've had a taste of perfection.

Katy Perry's "Thinking of You" is anything but surreal. It is deep yet is is easily understood if listened to very carefully. Yet the reason that my tears are threatening to run down my cheeks is that because I am not going to KP's concierto. Her Highness' concert that I am eager to go with Karen Borja and Beloved Mae Abe but was cancelled due to, well, bankruptcy [is the spelling correct?]. Heehee.

So anyway, I am here in Duty Free Philippines, in Paranaque - for short, Mom's office. Weeee. As usual, my bum is glued to her computer chair, as well as her Vaio earphones to my ears. You might be wondering why the flippin' hell am I not in hell, este school. Well, ignorant human, there's a brand new evil storm visiting here in the Philippines. Its name is "Pepeng" but I think I'd rather call it "Petunia" since it's less vulgar. *winks.

Gotta go. Lunch is waiting for yours truly. Mom might be smiling but she's wearing a pissed-off smiley face on the inside. :))

You know what "bath" means?

2009-09-30T03:11:00.000-07:00

Okay. Srsly, this guy next to me smells like puke. No, seriously. He really does need to take a flippin' bath. Plus, he keeps looking overr here - so dumb - while watching frat videos. Ohmigod. It's like somebody is being raped in this internet shop because of the flippin' screaming. Lord, help me please.

Cursesssssss

2009-09-30T01:56:00.000-07:00

I need help. I have this problem and Oprah, I can't stop.

Classmate 1: Iiyak na yan.

Classmate 2: Ayan naluluha-luha na, o!

Classmate 1: Ayos lang yan.

Paulyn: Tssssssssssssssssssss.

I am such a flippin' internet addict. I know because I am currently near this kid who's playing this creepy song by Michael V and I can't believe I haven't died of excessive corni-ness. It is so suckish my precious wax-free ears are burning like they're in hell. Ohmigod. Anyway, I've just tried out almost a dozen of blog skins and I can't seem to find the perfect one. Darnnit.

So anyway, Taekwondo boy na wag niyo daw iismolin kasi black belter daw is transferring to another school (as I've heard from my very, very, very good friends) if if if if if if if if if he wins Saturday's (I think) kicking game a.k.a taekwondo.

You know what? I wish him luck. A lot of flippin' luck.

Blanch Abbie A. Victoooor. :)) ↓

2009-09-28T03:08:00.000-07:00

Ano ba yan. Nasa mood na naman ako mag-Tagalog. Sa bagay, `di naman labag sa batas. Ang sino mang ikahiya ang sariling wika ay mas masahol pa sa malansang isda. Oo, alam ko. Tatlong oras na ko sa internet shop na `to. Nagalaw ko ang aking pinakamamahal na P200 bill. Hayy. Sa ngayon, ka-chat ko si Blanche Abbie Victor. Napunta nanaman ang aming topic ke alam mo na. Itawag nalang natin siyang :

Taekwondo dude na wag niyo daw iismolin at black belter daw sya.

Hahaha. Ayun. Bakit ba hindi maintindihan ng taumbayan na ako ay isang robot at ang tanging mahal ko lang ay ang aking sarili? Hahayy. Ano bang problema nila? Wag mo na sagutin `yong tanong na yun. Oo. Ako yung may problema. Inaamin ko na.

Hayy. Nakakaasar. May pasok na naman bukas. Unit test pa sa Math! Jusmiyo. O.O

Mmm.. Chocolate!

2009-09-28T01:48:00.000-07:00

So, I`ve just checked my Twitter account and was relieved that the Philippines is so not ignored. I mean, we are proof that people do care. Well, who wouldn`t? Have you, mortal, seen my beloved country`s state right now? From the sky, people might mistake Manila NOW for a chocolatey swimming pool. UGH. Pero may maganda namang binunga itong bagyong ito, aking mga kababayan. Natuto na din ang mga Pilipino mag-tulungan. http://www.redcross.org.ph/Site/PNRC/wtd.aspx

Innocent, I plead.

2009-09-21T00:54:00.000-07:00

I don`t know if I am crazy or have just forgotten to take my medicine but I am starting to feel STRANGE. Don`t interrupt me, mortal, I know I have always been strange but right now, I feel strange strange. I dunno. Anyway, forget about what the hell I`m feeling, this morning sucked eggs. I woke up hearing my Dad saying something loser-ish. Well, *sigh* ya see? Remember the guys I brought to my place with me? Well, yesterday, my Dad`s so-called friends saw me walking with them and unfortunately, I was near ~~Jumba~~~ at that time. To make this blog entry short, my Dad thought I was going out with ~~Jumba~~~ err something and I shouted my violent explanation. Of course I was ignored, duh. I was like, Gross haha. ~~Jumbaaa~~~ ?! No effin` way. He`s like totally not my type at all, yo. So that was it.

~ Names have been changed to protect their identity. :3

Compared to others, my place looks like CRAP.

2009-09-20T04:28:00.000-07:00

Here at the internet shop. My stomach is aching and I am sweating like a pig. :[ Today was fun - been visiting houses or something. First, I went at Vernon`s place and ate ice cream and chips. Then, we [Blanch Abbie, Vernon, Ken and Louise] went to my pad and watched The Dark Night. We didn`t finish it and went to Louise`s house instead which was so COOL. His place was big and as lucky as he always seem, he is an only child. Holy crap, how cool was that? :)) So anyway, I knew we`ll be talking about ~~******~~. I was saying "Di ren." over and over again to cover the fact that I can`t stop laughing. NOT SMILING. Laughing. Like crazy. So there.

This is my Final Destination. :))

2009-09-19T02:27:00.000-07:00

Not cool. It was boring. I expected it to be much more BRUTAAAAL. With much more blood and everything. Sigh. Another suspense R13 film that was yet to fail pleasing me. Sigh. I should`ve watched The Grudge 3 instead. Hahaha. Anyway, just dropped by to type down my criticisms. I can`t take my mind off of him. T minus 2 minutes before meltdown. Au revoir.

Ice Cold

2009-09-11T17:55:00.000-07:00

Here @ home. Doing a lot of nothing. I'm supposed to go at my friend Ken`s house later along with Blanche, Vernon and Lyssa, I think. But I doubt that. :D It`s raining nonstop and it it wasn't fer this laptop, I probably died of boredom minutes ago. Anyway, I really want to go at Ken`s today. Reason? Uh. Well, somebody is going to be there and Blanche & I are going to do our homework. Yep, homework. Au revoir. :)

Red-less.

2009-09-10T20:14:00.000-07:00

Just got my report card and I have to say I kinda liked what I saw. Sort of

I got:

85.77 in Filipino,

84.5 in English

80 in Math

85.74 in Biology

85.6 in Social Studies

81.1 in P.E.

87 in Economics

87.1 in Values

& 84.25 in Religion.

It's cool I didn't get any red marks (thank heavens). I even managed to get higher grades than Jerald [my bestfriend]. Weeeee.

So, I'm here in my Mom's office in Duty Free, doing my research on albinism. I was supposed to go with my classmates at Darius' for the Social Studies festival dance practice but I won't trade it for here even though it's freezing. Have to go.

Social = Crap. :))

2009-09-10T03:42:00.000-07:00

Social Studies was crap as always. I was the one up fer reporting today and mine's Saudi Arabia. I was f*ckin' preparado but s/he [questionable, yes it is. Wheeee.] but s/he just threw in stupid questions about blah and as usual, I can't answer it. Harhar. I felt stupid. I have been reporting Saudi Arabia for almost an hour. I was even laughed at by my moron classmates, thinking they could do better, thinking they kow what is 'sword' in Islam err something. *sigh. XOXO

School. :3

2009-09-08T02:48:00.000-07:00

Okay. So, am back from school. I shouldn't be here right now, listening to radio voices saying 'Enemy down' over and over again. Hmmm... School. Today's hell was okay. Same old, same old. I've got plenty of research to do which I should probably be doing here in this acursed internet shop. :D Research about Japanese and Indian art. Raaawr. Boring. -.- So, that's it. XOXO fer now.

Hey, science geek!

2009-09-07T01:59:00.000-07:00

First post. First post and I am very sure I am going to write something stupid. But since rest assured (I have no idea what that meant, honestly.) no human would ever see this even if hell freezes over, I'm gonna write whatever I like. Anyway, the reason that I am online again is that I was AGAIN pissed off. My good fer nothing sister stole my ham away from me. Hilarious? Hahaha. I don't think so. If you, human, was there you wouldn't be laughing. :[ Especially if you have been listening to 'The Scientist' by Coldplay which attracts unwanted tears. How terribly annoying. Have to go. Eleven bloody minutes before meltdown. XOXO